You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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