There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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