im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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