Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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