Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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