Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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