Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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