its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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