just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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