I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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