she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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