Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
