OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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