This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
