your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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