so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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