she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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