it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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