You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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