well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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