...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
