WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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