just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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