So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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