Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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