why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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