no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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