What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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