Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
