Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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