I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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