Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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