Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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