Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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