...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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