She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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