Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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