He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He has the fingertips of a God
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
