Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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