Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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