idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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