Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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