erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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