He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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