you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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