you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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