is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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