She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
where are my eyebrows?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
