The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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