you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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