my mouth tastes like poor choices
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Do you have feelings for this penis?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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