Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
