Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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