Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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